Geordio Galactico

The newspapers today were still full of Michael Owen signing to Newcastle United for £16.5 million. In the Guardian there was an article which said that he already has a nickname amongst the St James Park faithful of Geordio Galactico and for the first time in ages I thought to myself... what a great name for a band.

Or maybe not. Its pretty naff as a band name, but it has such a great ring to it that it would be a shame not to be used, so maybe a naff band should use it, some updated version of Black Lace maybe.

At a pinch it might also be a pseudonym for a Newcastle-based equivalent of Fatboy Slim.